Stern Show

I'm a pervert, I'm a creep.

I'm a big turtle and I'm pregnant.

If I did offend you I deeply apologize from the bottom of my heart.

I wanna be a dog!

I suffer from depersonalization derealization.

I locked eyes and communicated with a squirrel.

I have a tendency to act without thinking.

I, Sal Governale, do not want a traction. A. Period. Traction. Whatever.

Hi, this is Sal Governale.

Hey Cuz, how ya doin?

Hey cuz, full moon's out today, huh?

Hello! Yoohoo!

Depersonalization, derealization

I can do what I want, take off my clothes. Which I wouldn't do!

Where's Sal?

That's so stupid!

Quite franky, I don't give a damn.

No!

No

Never was.