Stern Show

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0:03
With the leather or leatherette?
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I'm sorry you're a bitch.
0:02
Every faucet in my house is Moen.
0:03
I'm just doing that thing called chillaxing, brother. How about you? You chillaxing?
0:02
I'll say hi to all my friends for you, sure.
0:30
Calls Medicated Pete
0:01
I'm a vomit lover.
0:03
You're so stupid, your brain's in your diaper.
0:01
No, do you?
0:03
Oh, good for you!
0:01
Super Steamy
0:08
We'll do it live!
0:05
This morning while I was feeding a chicken named Dumbass, I thought of some advice about a doctor for you.
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You're a god damn troll.
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You're nothing but a fucking troll.
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You ignorant motherfucker!
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You are an idiot friend.
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Who are you? wWhat do you want?
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What the fuck are you talking about?
0:04
Well, they're just trolls, yeah. They're just trolls.

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