Stern Show

20 clips
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Hello, how you all doing?
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Boing
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Are you the one that cuts hair?
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You blew it!
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You should just fucking smile and blow me!
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Yeah, nice.
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I'm single too.
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Hey Nikki. I'm single too.
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Hello, fuckface. Where are you?
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Good morning, ballbag. How you doing this morning?
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Cool
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No! Wake up!
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Jeff in Florida. Who's the lineman.
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I'm getting blood flow right now.
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The slot. How's the slot?
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With the leather or leatherette?
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I'm sorry you're a bitch.
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Every faucet in my house is Moen.
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I'm just doing that thing called chillaxing, brother. How about you? You chillaxing?
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I'll say hi to all my friends for you, sure.

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