Stern Show

Hello, you big nosed jackass.

Find that guy, his name is Jerry.

Some people just don't get it. Man, they need an attitude adjustment.

There is no judge, jury, executioner when your crimes against the universe come to the light of day.

And it was like I gave birth.

Distracted hello

You seem to be talking a lot about it today.

Yes

When you act like an asshole, don't be surprised.

Oh that's too bad then

Oh, good

No

I don't know.

I am Darth Nihilus

Somewhere off in the distant future would be the possibility of marriage.

Like right now I feel my professional life is at like a noine.

Oh god I wrote so much stuff down.

I'm not going to let you off the hook that easy.

I'm not begging now but I'm as close to begging as you can get.

I'm in a very confused state.